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Sis got her period! Suddenly the girl squeezes his hand and says: And you are a star if you sleep with them in that order. So all the sex scenes are cut. Sunflowers aren't better than violets.
His last entry was about 10 years old. If I'm not mistaken, that makes us members of the Mile Long Club. Do not have sex with the authorities.
When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
Dad's dick tastes like blood. Necrophilia is dead boring. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. Everyone agreed, from aardvarks to zebras. I you know what I mean.
All the jolly animals — lions and lambs, rhinoceroses and gazelles, skylarks and lobsters, even insects, though most of them fuck only once in a lifetime — fucked along innocently and merrily for hundreds of millions of years. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy.
At least not out of a diaper.
What's the difference between a hamster and a turtle? It's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks. He made it innocent merriment. Making love is what I wanna do after you've been nice to me.
That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn She asks 'when will i get one of those', the reply is 'when your mother leaves for work'. Unless you are asian. Maybe they were dumb animals, but they knew a good thing when they had one.
He made sex irresistibly pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left. Turns out it's consent. Nice by fucking me for instance.
The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
I hope to be a sore loser. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Incest is relatively boring. My dad was holding me from behind.